Zero Feet Away Grindr Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Few phrases create gay panic faster than an app announcing the mystery man is apparently inside the same room.

Grindr transformed gay social and sexual geography by putting nearby men onto a live distance-based grid. In a sense, it digitised an older queer culture of cruising — bars, parks, streets and public spaces where proximity, eye contact and coded signals mattered — then added GPS and profile photos. “Zero feet away” became its own tiny horror-comedy scenario: the person is not across town, not three blocks away, but potentially beside you while both of you pretend to check something else on your phones.

This Grindr long sleeve is perfect for Pride, festivals, gay bars, travel and club queues where the joke can become alarmingly literal. Navy keeps it app-like, black gives it nightlife energy, deep teal pushes the digital glow. Gay dating-app clothing for people who know “nearby” is information and “zero feet” is a plot twist.

Zero Feet Away Grindr Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt Product Details

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colours are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester
• Fine 32-singles construction for a smoother T-shirt feel
• Retail fit designed for easy everyday layering
• Classic crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2-inch ribbed cuffs
• Side-seamed construction

Sizing Guide

This is a retail-fit long sleeve T-shirt rather than a heavyweight sweatshirt, so compare the measurements with a long sleeve tee you already like. Choose your usual size for the intended fit, go up if you want more room through the body or space for layering, or size down if you prefer a closer silhouette.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering.