Listen, honeys, we know the struggle of keeping track of keys, ID cards, and the occasional unicorn. Enter our Gay Lanyards - a lifesaver, fashion statement, and Pride declaration, all in one stunning accessory.

We've got the technicolor magic of the Fab Five, the charm of Neil Patrick Harris, and even a touch of the inimitable sass of Tituss Burgess, all rolled up into this must-have accessory.

Forget about boring black or navy lanyards. That's so last season, darling! It's time to stand out like RuPaul in the werkroom, radiant as a disco ball in a sea of beige. Your keys will never disappear again at the bottom of your bag, like they've stepped into the upside down with Barb from Stranger Things - no, these lanyards demand to be seen!

Ideal for the office, school, or your next Pride parade, our Gay Lanyards aren't just practical - they're a shimmering celebration of you and the LGBTQ+ community. So let's turn up the heat on boring everyday essentials. Life's too short for anything less than fabulous!

Rock it, darling, like it's the last accessory on earth and you're the star of the runway. It's time to work that lanyard realness, because in the immortal words of Mama Ru, "You're born naked and the rest is drag."