Zero Feet Away Grindr Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Few phrases create gay panic faster than an app announcing the mystery man is apparently inside the same room.

Grindr transformed gay social and sexual geography by putting nearby men onto a live distance-based grid. “Zero feet away” became its own tiny horror-comedy scenario: the person is not across town or three blocks away, but potentially beside you while both of you pretend to check something else on your phones. The joke lands because every app user understands how quickly “nearby” can become dramatically too specific. The oversized “0 FEET AWAY” lettering gives the design the bluntness of an app notification. Wear this Grindr long sleeve to Pride, festivals, gay bars, travel or club queues where the joke can become alarmingly literal. It is gay dating-app clothing for people who know “nearby” is information and “zero feet” is a plot twist. There is a useful difference between generic Pride merchandise and a shirt with a precise point of view. Zero Feet Away Grindr keeps the message specific, and using the graphic treatment makes it memorable enough to wear beyond a single event. The result is a graphic piece that can live in an everyday wardrobe while still carrying the exact phrase, joke or value that made you choose it.

Black keeps the design sharp and high-contrast, Heather Deep Teal adds a cool, saturated backdrop, and Maroon adds a richer, warmer backdrop. Those options make Zero Feet Away Grindr easy to move between casual and more styled looks, whether you wear it on its own, layer it under a jacket or let the graphic break up an otherwise simple outfit.

Product details

• Solid colours are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Heather colours are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester.
• Lightweight 4.2 oz / 142 g/m² fabric with a regular unisex fit.
• Side-seamed construction with a classic crew neck, coverstitched collar and 2 in / 5 cm ribbed cuffs.
• Machine wash cold, inside out on a gentle cycle with similar colours; tumble dry low or hang dry; do not iron directly over the print.

Sizing note

This is a regular-fit unisex long sleeve T-shirt. Width is measured flat across the chest and length from the shoulder to the hem. Compare the measurements with a long sleeve T-shirt you already like; size up if you want more room for layering.

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Shipping

This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.