Zero Feet Away Grindr Muscle Top

Zero feet away. At this distance, the app is basically just pointing.

Grindr turned proximity into gay dating grammar, which is why ZERO FEET AWAY is such a perfect endpoint. The yellow graphic reads like app-era nightlife shorthand without needing to print a phone screen on your chest.

This funny Grindr muscle tank belongs at gay bars, Pride, the gym and anywhere somebody is “nearby” in a suspiciously literal sense.

The open-sided cut makes the joke even less theoretical, especially when there is already a suspicious amount of shoulder on display. Airlume cotton is light enough for the gym, the club and whatever happened after the notification.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Wide armhole
• Relaxed, side-seamed fit
• Unisex. Suitable for everyone, no matter where they are on the gender spectrum.

SIZING GUIDE

Sizes are only numbers, but your muscle tee should fit adequately to grant you the comfort and confidence you deserve. That is why we made sure that we have the exact sizing numbers and details available for you.

Consider going a size up for a looser fit, or if you like a slimmer fit, take the size down. If you're still hesitant, check out our handy Measuring Guide to guarantee you have got the right size for you.

Size guide

Metric measurements

Size tolerance: 1/2-1 inch on both length and width.