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Find Me On Grindr is flirting with the administrative steps removed. You are already standing here; the app is apparently still part of the workflow.
There is something deeply funny about advertising your digital location while physically existing in front of somebody. Queer app culture made that contradiction normal: spotting someone at the bar, then discovering them twelve metres away on your phone as though geography needed confirmation. The gold lettering keeps the line almost elegant, which only makes the underlying joke hornier.
Maybe you are genuinely easier to approach online. Maybe you want people to see the profile before they attempt conversation. Maybe your social logistics have been outsourced to Grindr so completely that putting directions on your chest feels efficient. None of that guarantees a match, a reply or anything beyond amusement.
The shirt cannot fix blank profiles, blurry torsos or the man who opens with “pics?” before learning your name, but it can at least make the route obvious.
If the chest has already started the conversation, Find Me On Grindr Gold Text has done its job. Bring it to Pride, gay bars, festivals, house parties or anywhere somebody may already be checking who is nearby. It is an excellent gift for the friend whose screen-time report is protected by privacy law. Keep the styling clean and let the gold wording handle the wink.
If somebody wants to find you, the instructions are there. What happens after they do still depends on chemistry, manners, consent and whether their profile contains enough information to justify leaving your drink.
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Sizing note
These are garment measurements. Compare them with a 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt you already like, and size up if you prefer a roomier fit.
Imperial
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 15½ | 28 |
| S | 17½ | 29 |
| M | 19½ | 30 |
| L | 21½ | 31 |
| XL | 23½ | 32 |
| 2XL | 25½ | 33 |
Metric
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 39.4 | 71.1 |
| S | 44.5 | 73.7 |
| M | 49.5 | 76.2 |
| L | 54.6 | 78.7 |
| XL | 59.7 | 81.3 |
| 2XL | 64.8 | 83.8 |
Shipping
This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.
