Your Nudes Are Safe With Me Unisex Tank Top

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The artwork brings together exuding confidence and queer pride amidst vibrant rainbow flags and a joyful, inclusive atmosphere, giving the Your Nudes Are Safe With Me Unisex Tank Top a point of view before anyone even reads the message. Queer people have always used humor to talk about desire, bodies and the things polite society would rather keep euphemistic; this design happily refuses the euphemism.

Throw it on for a queer night out, beach day, gym session or Sunday recovery brunch and let the right people clock the joke immediately.

Think of it as the overlap between a adult queer tank top, funny gay tank top and queer nightlife outfit: specific enough to feel chosen, wearable enough not to become another novelty item abandoned in a drawer.

Fortunately, the clothing part is much less complicated than the cultural reference. The soft combed and ringspun cotton construction is lightweight enough for warm days and layering, with tri-blend options on selected colors and side seams for a cleaner unisex silhouette. Tea optional. Bad decisions remain entirely your own.

Your Nudes Are Safe With Me Unisex Tank Top Details

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blend colors are 50% polyester, 25% combed and ringspun cotton, and 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²)
• Tri-blend fabric weight: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed construction
• Unisex fit

Each tank is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps us reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Sizing Guide

For a more relaxed fit, consider sizing up. If you prefer a closer fit, choose your usual size or size down depending on your measurements. For extra help, check our Measuring Guide before ordering.