Your Nudes Are Safe With Me Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Digital trust is romantic right up until the relationship ends and everybody suddenly remembers screenshots exist.

“Your nudes are safe with me” turns one of modern intimacy's least poetic issues into a flirtatious promise. Sending intimate images requires trust, consent and the assumption that privacy survives changing feelings. Revenge porn and non-consensual sharing have made that trust materially important, especially for queer people whose images can carry extra risks around outing or harassment. The slogan works because it sounds dirty while actually advertising something surprisingly decent: boundaries, discretion and the radical sexiness of not being a terrible person.

Dating nights, Pride, house parties and late-night flirting give this explicit long sleeve its natural setting. Black makes it sleek, gold turns it camp, deep teal gives it nightlife energy. Sex-positive queer clothing for people who understand consent should continue after the photo has been sent and privacy does not expire with the relationship.

Your Nudes Are Safe With Me Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt Product Details

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colours are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester
• Fine 32-singles construction for a smoother T-shirt feel
• Retail fit designed for easy everyday layering
• Classic crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2-inch ribbed cuffs
• Side-seamed construction

Sizing Guide

This is a retail-fit long sleeve T-shirt rather than a heavyweight sweatshirt, so compare the measurements with a long sleeve tee you already like. Choose your usual size for the intended fit, go up if you want more room through the body or space for layering, or size down if you prefer a closer silhouette.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering.