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Your nudes are safe. Your beige sofa has been warned.
The Your Nudes Are Safe With Me Pillow uses Yellow "Your Nudes Are Safe With Me" pillow with bold blue and pink text. The result is less 'Pride merchandise placed on a sofa' and more a real statement cushion with enough graphic presence to shape the room around it.
This is sexting ethics disguised as décor. A nude is a gift, not community property, and the sexiest thing after consent is somebody who understands privacy, trust and never forwarding a screenshot to the group chat.
Treat the yellow ground and blue-pink lettering like a dirty little Pop Art object: one bright cushion on an oatmeal boucle sofa, pale linen bedding or a cream reading chair. Add chrome, smoked glass or mirrored pieces and let the sexual joke be the only thing in the room behaving badly.
It makes a queer statement pillow for someone who wants their interiors to say something more specific than 'I own a rainbow.' As camp LGBTQ+ home decor, it is especially good for a new apartment, queer housewarming, birthday, chosen-family gift or the friend whose home already has a point of view.
It also has the boring details good interiors need: a linen-feel pre-shrunk polyester case, concealed zip, washable cover and shape-retaining insert included. Fabulous is easier when the cushion is actually functional.
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This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
