You Gotta Floss Holographic Stickers

Some thoughts deserve to escape the group chat.

The You Gotta Floss Holographic Stickers turn a perfectly unnecessary thought into collectible queer ephemera, with shifting shine that rewards anyone close enough to read the punchline. The phrase is compact, socially dangerous in the best way, and far more memorable than anything that would survive a brand-safety meeting.

For group-chat philosophers, brunch commentators and people whose sticker collections function as a second personality, the joke has exactly enough shine. As a funny queer sticker, a camp LGBTQ+ gift or a sarcastic Pride accessory, it works best when the gift is meant to feel personal rather than pulled from a generic Pride aisle.

Tiny sticker, disproportionate personality. A fair trade.

DISCOUNTS

• Get 10% off 2 postcards and/or stickers with code "COLLECT10%" at checkout
• Get 15% off 3 postcards and/or stickers with code "COLLECT15%" at checkout
• Get 20% off 4 postcards and/or stickers with code "COLLECT20%" at checkout
• Get 25% off 5-9 postcards and/or stickers with code "COLLECT25%" at checkout
• Get 35% off 10+ postcards and/or stickers with code "COLLECT35%" at checkout

HOLOGRAPHIC STICKER DETAILS

• Hot-embossed, which creates a deep 3D pattern
• Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor use
• Fast and easy bubble-free application

Single stickers come on sheet in three sizes 3x3 inch (8cm x 8cm), 4x4 inch (10cm x 10 cm) and 5.5x5.5 inch (14cm x 14cm).

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker. Disclaimer: Please note that this product is suitable for indoor use only.