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You Are Not On My Level gives casualwear a personality it did not technically ask for.
Visually, the design leans into in dark gray with a dabbing cartoon unicorn, rainbow mane and tail, crown, white sparkles, and “You are not on my level” text. Bold queer wardrobe staple. It is less inspirational quote and more tiny social weapon, built for people whose clothes communicate before they do.
Throw it on for summer, the gym, Pride or a night out and let your chest begin the conversation before you have had enough coffee to do it yourself.
For gifting, it sits neatly between a funny queer tank top, camp LGBTQ+ shirt and sarcastic Pride top, making it a strong choice for chosen family, queer friends or the person whose wardrobe already communicates before they do.
Fortunately, the clothing part is much less complicated than the cultural reference. The soft combed and ringspun cotton construction is lightweight enough for warm days and layering, with tri-blend options on selected colors and side seams for a cleaner unisex silhouette. Easy to wear, impossible to mistake for beige.
You Are Not On My Level Unisex Tank Top Details
Each tank is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps us reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.
Sizing Guide
For a more relaxed fit, consider sizing up. If you prefer a closer fit, choose your usual size or size down depending on your measurements. For extra help, check our Measuring Guide before ordering.
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | BODY WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 26 | 16 ¼ |
| S | 27 | 18 ¼ |
| M | 28 | 20 ¼ |
| L | 29 | 22 ¼ |
| XL | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 2XL | 31 | 26 ¼ |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | BODY WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 66 | 41.3 |
| S | 68.6 | 46.4 |
| M | 71.1 | 51.4 |
| L | 73.7 | 56.5 |
| XL | 76.2 | 61.6 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 66.7 |

