You Are Not On My Level Unisex Sweatshirt

You Are Not On My Level gives a dabbing cartoon unicorn the flex and somehow makes arrogance look extremely cute.

The unicorn dab is what keeps the slogan playful instead of genuinely obnoxious. It turns superiority into meme-era theatre — the sort of fake bravado exchanged between friends, gamers and queer people who know confidence is often funniest when wildly overstated. The magical creature makes the whole design feel ridiculous enough to stay charming, even while the wording insists everyone else is beneath you.

This funny unicorn sweatshirt is made for game nights, Pride, campus and the friend whose competitive streak is mostly performance until somebody starts keeping score. Style it with jeans, trainers or a bright jacket and let the dab do the flexing. A premium queer crewneck for somebody who loves winning the bit.

You Are Not On My Level Unisex Sweatshirt Product Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Classic unisex fit with no centre crease
• Soft air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
• Rib-knit collar with spandex for comfortable stretch
• Double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and hem

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual sweatshirt dimensions, so compare them with a crewneck you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended classic fit, go up if you want a roomier or more oversized silhouette, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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