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    You Are Not On My Level Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt

    $37.99 $54.99

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      Hierarchy is usually tedious; camp hierarchy becomes fun once the person at the top appointed themselves.

       

      “You are not on my level” is confidence with just enough arrogance to become theatre. Queer camp has always made room for exaggerated self-ranking because the boast itself is part of the performance. The line does not need literal evidence; it needs delivery. Maybe the level is style, charisma, makeup, audacity or simply the willingness to wear the sentence in public.

      The rainbow-maned dabbing unicorn makes the boast intentionally ridiculous, which is exactly why it works. Wear this sassy queer long sleeve to drag bars, birthdays, fashion events, Pride or winter nights where the outfit should already support the claim. It is LGBTQ+ statement clothing for people whose self-assessment has been completed internally and is no longer accepting peer review.

      You Are Not On My Level works best as a statement you already mean, not a slogan that needs a sales pitch. Using the unicorn illustration gives the wording enough visual structure to stand on its own while keeping the message clear from a distance.

      It can suit Pride, community events, everyday queer visibility or gifting to somebody who already connects with the idea and wants clothing that says it plainly without turning the whole outfit into a costume.

       


       

      Product details

      • Solid colours are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
      • Heather colours are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester.
      • Lightweight 4.2 oz / 142 g/m² fabric with a regular unisex fit.
      • Side-seamed construction with a classic crew neck, coverstitched collar and 2 in / 5 cm ribbed cuffs.
      • Machine wash cold, inside out on a gentle cycle with similar colours; tumble dry low or hang dry; do not iron directly over the print.

       

      Sizing note

      This is a regular-fit unisex long sleeve T-shirt. Width is measured flat across the chest and length from the shoulder to the hem. Compare the measurements with a long sleeve T-shirt you already like; size up if you want more room for layering.

      Imperial

      Size Length (in) Width (in)
      XS 27 16.5
      S 28 18
      M 29 20
      L 30 22
      XL 31 24
      2XL 32 26

       

      Metric

      Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
      XS 68.6 41.9
      S 71.1 45.7
      M 73.7 50.8
      L 76.2 55.9
      XL 78.7 61
      2XL 81.3 66

      Shipping

      This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.

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