You Are Not On My Level Muscle Top

A dabbing unicorn has assessed the hierarchy. Results are final.

The design is pure internet camp: fantasy creature, smug slogan, neon-club energy. It works because the artwork is ridiculous enough to earn the confidence instead of merely printing “boss” on a shirt.

This funny queer muscle tank belongs at clubs, gaming bars, festivals and any casual competition you have already decided you won.

The wide armholes and soft cotton give the cartoon some actual attitude, especially with black jeans, tiny shorts or something reflective.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Wide armhole
• Relaxed, side-seamed fit
• Unisex. Suitable for everyone, no matter where they are on the gender spectrum.

SIZING GUIDE

Sizes are only numbers, but your muscle tee should fit adequately to grant you the comfort and confidence you deserve. That is why we made sure that we have the exact sizing numbers and details available for you.

Consider going a size up for a looser fit, or if you like a slimmer fit, take the size down. If you're still hesitant, check out our handy Measuring Guide to guarantee you have got the right size for you.

Size guide

Metric measurements

Size tolerance: 1/2-1 inch on both length and width.