You Are Not On My Level Laptop Sleeve

If subtle was the goal, something has gone wonderfully wrong.

The design brings together with a vibrant unicorn graphic on concrete. The phrase is compact, quotable and far more memorable than anything that would survive a brand-safety meeting.

Think of it as the overlap between funny queer laptop sleeve, camp LGBTQ+ gift and sarcastic Pride tech accessory: niche enough to feel chosen, practical enough to leave the house every day.

Practicality has not been sacrificed at the altar of camp. A snug neoprene fit, soft faux-fur lining, padded zipper binding and two-slider top closure give your laptop everyday protection without turning the sleeve into bulky luggage. Your laptop is protected. Nobody promised the people around you would be.

You Are Not On My Level Laptop Sleeve Details

• 100% neoprene
• Lightweight construction
• Resistant to water, oil and heat
• Snug fit
• Soft faux-fur interior lining
• Top-loading zippered closure with two sliders
• Padded zipper binding
• 13″ sleeve weight: 6.49 oz (220 g)
• 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g)

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