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You Are Not On My Level
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    You Are Not On My Level Crop Top

    $39.99 $60.00

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      You are not on my level. Elevators are available for the less fortunate.

       

      The You Are Not On My Level Crop Top is a relaxed cropped cotton tee featuring You Are Not On My Level" crop top shows a vibrant unicorn and bold slogan, channeling queer style; mirrored walls reflect her long dark hair. It takes the You Are Not On My Level idea and gives it a loud, deliberately queer visual treatment rather than flattening it into generic Pride merch.

      The design works because it sounds like something a queer person would actually say, not something approved by a Pride-month brand committee. Specificity is the point: the joke, reference or attitude should make the right person clock it immediately.

      Pair it with denim, leather, tiny shorts, a mini or the facial expression of somebody who has already heard enough. The slogan can handle introductions.

      The language also makes it a sharply specific funny queer crop top and camp statement shirt for gifting, chosen-family chaos or your own rotation of queer clubwear. The niche is the feature, not something to sand off.

      Under the attitude is a soft combed-cotton crop top with a relaxed fit, dropped shoulders and a waist-skimming cut. It gives enough room through the body to style loose or closer depending on the size you choose. There is no prerequisite body for wearing a crop top. Bellies, pecs, breasts, scars, hair, softness and muscle can all come to the party.

       

      You Are Not On My Level Crop Top Details

       

      • 100% combed cotton for a soft, smooth feel
      • Heather colours are 85% cotton and 15% viscose
      • Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
      • Relaxed cropped fit designed to work across gender expression
      • Cropped length sits around the waistline for an easy body-framing silhouette
      • Dropped shoulders create a relaxed, deliberately gender-expansive shape
      • Ribbed crew neck adds structure while keeping the styling casual
      • Side-seamed construction for a cleaner fit and greater durability
      • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping helps the garment retain its shape
      • Double-needle hems for longer-lasting wear
      • Preshrunk fabric helps maintain the intended fit
      • Original Queer In The World design
      • Blank garment sourced from Bangladesh

       

      Each crop top is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

       

      Sizing Guide

       

      Sizes are only numbers, but your crop top should fit properly to grant you the comfort and confidence you deserve. That is why we made sure that we have the exact sizing numbers and details available for you.

      For a looser fit, consider going a size up, or if you like a slimmer fit, take the size down. If you're still hesitant, check out our handy Measuring Guide to guarantee you have got the right size for you.

       

      Imperial (IN)

       

      Size Label Length Width
      XS 17 ⅜ 18 ¾
      S 17 ¾ 19 ¾
      M 18 ¼ 20 ⅝
      L 18 ¾ 21 ⅝
      XL 19 ⅛ 22 ⅝

       

      Metric (CM)

       

      Size Label Length Width
      XS 44 47.5
      S 45 50
      M 46.5 52.5
      L 47.5 55
      XL 48.5 57.5

       

      Wear the line. Hold the stare. Serve cunt.

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