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You are not on my level, says the rainbow unicorn dabbing like the internet never moved on from 2017. Unfortunately, the confidence is contagious.
This is ridiculous superiority in the safest possible form. Nobody is actually being outranked by a mythical animal, which is why the line gets to be obnoxious without becoming unbearable. The horn, rainbow mane and badly aged dance move turn arrogance into pure camp. It is for the person who enjoys treating tiny achievements like world records, surviving minor inconveniences like epic trials and walking into the group chat with the energy of somebody who has already accepted their own award. The joke is not that you are objectively better than everyone. It is that confidence is much funnier when it comes from a creature that does not exist. The unicorn has no credentials either, which somehow makes the whole hierarchy feel fair.
Wear it to Pride, gaming nights, festivals, parties or any day when your self-esteem has temporarily exceeded the available evidence. Denim works, glitter works, absolutely ordinary trousers make the whole thing even funnier. It is also ideal for the friend who wins one round of anything and becomes impossible for twenty minutes. The unicorn has dabbed. The ruling has been issued. Anyone wishing to appeal must first locate a higher mythical authority.
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Sizing note
These are garment measurements. Compare them with a 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt you already like, and size up if you prefer a roomier fit.
Imperial
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 15½ | 28 |
| S | 17½ | 29 |
| M | 19½ | 30 |
| L | 21½ | 31 |
| XL | 23½ | 32 |
| 2XL | 25½ | 33 |
Metric
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 39.4 | 71.1 |
| S | 44.5 | 73.7 |
| M | 49.5 | 76.2 |
| L | 54.6 | 78.7 |
| XL | 59.7 | 81.3 |
| 2XL | 64.8 | 83.8 |
Shipping
This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.
