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What are you rolling your eyes for? Use your words, coward.
The What You Rolling Your Eyes For? Crop Top is a relaxed cropped cotton tee featuring in light green, relaxed fit, cartoon eyes graphic. It takes the What You Rolling Your Eyes For? idea and gives it a loud, deliberately queer visual treatment rather than flattening it into generic Pride merch.
The design works because it sounds like something a queer person would actually say, not something approved by a Pride-month brand committee. Specificity is the point: the joke, reference or attitude should make the right person clock it immediately.
Wear it wherever there is a risk of being perceived: brunch, the club, the airport, Pride, work-from-café or a family gathering with one relative who asks too many questions.
The language also makes it a sharply specific funny queer crop top and camp statement shirt for gifting, chosen-family chaos or your own rotation of queer clubwear. The niche is the feature, not something to sand off.
Soft combed cotton keeps the top comfortable through Pride marches, long club nights, flights, festivals and the inevitable next venue. The relaxed drop-shoulder shape gives it deliberate queer ease rather than baby-tee tightness. Abs, softness, scars, chest hair, breasts, flat chests, curves, stretch marks, tattoos and every other detail of a lived-in body are welcome. The crop frames the body; it does not police it.
What You Rolling Your Eyes For? Crop Top Details
Each crop top is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.
Sizing Guide
Sizes are only numbers, but your crop top should fit properly to grant you the comfort and confidence you deserve. That is why we made sure that we have the exact sizing numbers and details available for you.
For a looser fit, consider going a size up, or if you like a slimmer fit, take the size down. If you're still hesitant, check out our handy Measuring Guide to guarantee you have got the right size for you.
Imperial (IN)
| Size Label | Length | Width |
| XS | 17 ⅜ | 18 ¾ |
| S | 17 ¾ | 19 ¾ |
| M | 18 ¼ | 20 ⅝ |
| L | 18 ¾ | 21 ⅝ |
| XL | 19 ⅛ | 22 ⅝ |
Metric (CM)
| Size Label | Length | Width |
| XS | 44 | 47.5 |
| S | 45 | 50 |
| M | 46.5 | 52.5 |
| L | 47.5 | 55 |
| XL | 48.5 | 57.5 |
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