We Are Here And We Are Queer Organic Cotton Apron

Here, queer, and refusing to serve dry chicken.

The We Are Here And We Are Queer Organic Cotton Apron is built around vibrant dog graphic in a rainbow heart. It turns that design into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to work before anyone has even tasted the food.

Pride began as resistance before it became a month of branded gradients. The best queer kitchenwear remembers both parts: celebration because we survived, attitude because survival should never have required an explanation.

We Are Here And We Are Queer belongs beside a chopping board, because cooking is already theatre with knives. Add garlic, add attitude, and plate like somebody is watching.

Wear it for dinner parties, Pride brunch, baking days, barbecues, date nights or the ordinary Tuesday meal that deserves more personality. The right apron can turn chopping onions into a minor performance.

Give it to the friend, partner, chosen-family icon or domestic menace who would genuinely appreciate a queer Pride apron. It also lands beautifully as a LGBTQ+ cooking gift for anyone allergic to bland, corporate Pride merchandise.

Under all the queer nonsense is a genuinely functional 100% organic cotton apron with adjustable back straps and a roomy two-compartment front pocket. The current neck-strap design has been streamlined for comfort, so older product photos may show a buckle that is no longer used.

We Are Here And We Are Queer Organic Cotton Apron Details

• 100% organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²)
• Adjustable back straps for a comfortable fit across different body shapes
• Updated streamlined neck strap without the buckle shown in some older product photos
• Large front pocket divided into two practical compartments
• Original Queer In The World design

Each apron is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Size guide

Sizing note: This is a one-size apron. Use the apron measurements below to check the fit and coverage you prefer.

Imperial Sizing Chart (inches)

Metric Sizing Chart (cm)

Apron tied, standards high, sauce reduced.