Trust Me...I Am A Queen! Unisex Hoodie

The title has been claimed, the imaginary crown is secure, and no referendum will be held.

TRUST ME...I AM A QUEEN! treats self-appointed royalty as a perfectly acceptable qualification, which feels correct in a queer wardrobe where confidence has never required a palace. The humour is all in the insistence: trust me, apparently, because the attitude is excellent, the entrance has already happened and supporting documentation would only slow the evening down.

This camp queen hoodie is for drag fans, birthday royalty, brunch dictators and the friend who gives relationship advice like issuing decrees from a velvet chaise. Wear it oversized for maximum off-duty monarch energy or throw it over the going-out look for the ride home. A funny queer gift for somebody who has never needed a crown to make the room understand the hierarchy.

Trust Me...I Am A Queen! Unisex Hoodie Product Details

• A soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend with the cosy feel you actually want from an everyday hoodie
• A double-lined hood for extra warmth on cold commutes, late-night walks and the journey home after the function
• Air-jet spun yarn gives the fabric a smoother feel while helping reduce pilling through repeat wear
• Double-needle stitching adds durability for something destined to be worn, washed and possibly stolen by the person you are dating
• Stretchy rib-knit cuffs and waistband help the hoodie keep its shape without feeling restrictive
• A roomy front pouch pocket for cold hands, phones, keys and whatever else made it out with you
• An easy unisex cut that works worn close to the body, relaxed, layered, or deliberately oversized

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions, so the easiest way to choose your size is to compare them with a hoodie you already love. Choose your usual size for the intended everyday fit, go up if you want a roomier or more oversized silhouette, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes or want to double-check before ordering, use our Measuring Guide. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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