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Trust me, I am a queen. Constitutional documents available upon request.
The Trust Me...I Am A Queen! Crop Top is a relaxed cropped cotton tee featuring shoulder-length hair, silver metallic pants, choker; neon city backdrop. It takes the Trust Me...I Am A Queen! idea and gives it a loud, deliberately queer visual treatment rather than flattening it into generic Pride merch.
The design works because it sounds like something a queer person would actually say, not something approved by a Pride-month brand committee. Specificity is the point: the joke, reference or attitude should make the right person clock it immediately.
The right person will clock the reference before they finish reading it. Give it leather, metallics, tiny sunglasses, enormous earrings or deliberately boring denim so the line gets the full spotlight.
It lands naturally as a Drag Race crop top, camp queer shirt or piece of drag-inspired fashion, but the reason to buy it is the specificity. Somebody who knows the reference, identity or subculture should feel like this was made by people inside the joke.
Under the attitude is a soft combed-cotton crop top with a relaxed fit, dropped shoulders and a waist-skimming cut. It gives enough room through the body to style loose or closer depending on the size you choose. This is clothing for actual queer bodies: muscular, soft, hairy, smooth, scarred, flat, curvy, changing and gloriously difficult to standardise.
Trust Me...I Am A Queen! Crop Top Details
Each crop top is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.
Sizing Guide
Sizes are only numbers, but your crop top should fit properly to grant you the comfort and confidence you deserve. That is why we made sure that we have the exact sizing numbers and details available for you.
For a looser fit, consider going a size up, or if you like a slimmer fit, take the size down. If you're still hesitant, check out our handy Measuring Guide to guarantee you have got the right size for you.
Imperial (IN)
| Size Label | Length | Width |
| XS | 17 ⅜ | 18 ¾ |
| S | 17 ¾ | 19 ¾ |
| M | 18 ¼ | 20 ⅝ |
| L | 18 ¾ | 21 ⅝ |
| XL | 19 ⅛ | 22 ⅝ |
Metric (CM)
| Size Label | Length | Width |
| XS | 44 | 47.5 |
| S | 45 | 50 |
| M | 46.5 | 52.5 |
| L | 47.5 | 55 |
| XL | 48.5 | 57.5 |
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