Throat Goat Unisex Tank Top

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Visually, the design leans into with a buff kneeling goat-headed figure. It lives in the gloriously unfiltered corner of queer culture where dating apps, sex jokes, kink and innuendo are allowed to be funny rather than airbrushed out for respectability.

It is especially at home at gay bars, festivals, club nights and holidays where respectable daytime plans have a habit of becoming something else entirely.

Think of it as the overlap between a adult queer tank top, funny gay tank top and queer nightlife outfit: specific enough to feel chosen, wearable enough not to become another novelty item abandoned in a drawer.

The design may be loud, but the tank itself is deliberately easy to wear. Soft combed and ringspun cotton keeps the everyday colors comfortable, while lightweight tri-blends are used for selected shades. Side-seamed construction adds shape without turning the fit overly structured. The fit stays easy even when the conversation does not.

Throat Goat Unisex Tank Top Details

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blend colors are 50% polyester, 25% combed and ringspun cotton, and 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²)
• Tri-blend fabric weight: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed construction
• Unisex fit

Each tank is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps us reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Sizing Guide

For a more relaxed fit, consider sizing up. If you prefer a closer fit, choose your usual size or size down depending on your measurements. For extra help, check our Measuring Guide before ordering.