Throat Goat Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt

The G in GOAT stands for greatest; the throat part makes the achievement category extremely clear.

“Throat goat” is explicit internet-era sexual slang for somebody reputed to be exceptionally skilled at oral sex, combining a dirty boast with the familiar GOAT acronym — Greatest Of All Time. Queer humour loves this kind of title because it treats sexual talent with the solemnity usually reserved for sports legends. There is no coy metaphor left to decode. The goat imagery only makes the joke more committed: athletic excellence, but the event would never make the Olympics broadcast.

This filthy queer long sleeve belongs at Pride after dark, sex-positive parties, gay bars and any brunch table where the title can cause appropriate choking. Black keeps it dry, poppy makes it outrageous, mauve gives the joke absurd sweetness. Explicit LGBTQ+ clothing for people whose résumé includes one skill best left off LinkedIn.

Throat Goat Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt Product Details

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colours are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester
• Fine 32-singles construction for a smoother T-shirt feel
• Retail fit designed for easy everyday layering
• Classic crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2-inch ribbed cuffs
• Side-seamed construction

Sizing Guide

This is a retail-fit long sleeve T-shirt rather than a heavyweight sweatshirt, so compare the measurements with a long sleeve tee you already like. Choose your usual size for the intended fit, go up if you want more room through the body or space for layering, or size down if you prefer a closer silhouette.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering.