Throat Goat Unisex Hoodie

The muscular goat in briefs has taken the title seriously enough to make family lunch impossible.

Throat Goat turns one of the internet's filthiest compliments into a literal cartoon mascot, which is exactly the level of commitment the joke deserves. Buff goat, underwear, sexual bragging, no remaining route back to innocence. The design works because it is explicit without being visually graphic; the absurd animal does all the dirty work.

Kink parties, gay bachelor weekends and Pride after dark are natural habitat for this explicit queer hoodie, especially when the wearer's reputation already sounds like a formal honorific. Wear it over your club fit for the cold queue or on recovery day while the goat keeps advertising. A filthy gay novelty hoodie with surprisingly wholesome fleece.

Throat Goat Unisex Hoodie Product Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Soft fleece interior
• Double-lined hood
• Front pouch pocket
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband with stretch
• Air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• Unisex fit that works regular, relaxed or oversized

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions, so compare them with a hoodie you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended fit, go up for a roomier or more oversized look, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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