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Throat Goat: a vulgar little honorary degree in applied oral excellence.
The Throat Goat Crop Top is a relaxed cropped cotton tee featuring bold minotaur graphic. It takes the Throat Goat idea and gives it a loud, deliberately queer visual treatment rather than flattening it into generic Pride merch.
Throat Goat is contemporary sex-positive slang for someone with legendary oral skills. It is vulgar, ridiculous and weirdly prestigious, which makes it almost perfectly designed for queer nightlife.
This belongs in the part of queer culture where sex is allowed to be funny, negotiated, filthy and visible. Style it with leather, chains, denim, boots or the look you save for places with a coat check and questionable lighting.
The language also makes it a sharply specific sex-positive crop top and queer kink shirt for gifting, chosen-family chaos or your own rotation of dirty Pride outfit. The niche is the feature, not something to sand off.
The garment itself keeps things easy: soft combed cotton, dropped shoulders, a ribbed crew neck and a relaxed cropped silhouette that works with high-rise trousers, tiny shorts, skirts and everything in between. This is clothing for actual queer bodies: muscular, soft, hairy, smooth, scarred, flat, curvy, changing and gloriously difficult to standardise.
Throat Goat Crop Top Details
Each crop top is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.
Sizing Guide
Sizes are only numbers, but your crop top should fit properly to grant you the comfort and confidence you deserve. That is why we made sure that we have the exact sizing numbers and details available for you.
For a looser fit, consider going a size up, or if you like a slimmer fit, take the size down. If you're still hesitant, check out our handy Measuring Guide to guarantee you have got the right size for you.
Imperial (IN)
| Size Label | Length | Width |
| XS | 17 ⅜ | 18 ¾ |
| S | 17 ¾ | 19 ¾ |
| M | 18 ¼ | 20 ⅝ |
| L | 18 ¾ | 21 ⅝ |
| XL | 19 ⅛ | 22 ⅝ |
Metric (CM)
| Size Label | Length | Width |
| XS | 44 | 47.5 |
| S | 45 | 50 |
| M | 46.5 | 52.5 |
| L | 47.5 | 55 |
| XL | 48.5 | 57.5 |
Crop the top. Lower the inhibitions. Keep the boundaries explicit.

