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Blue water bottle with a Throat Goat sticker—muscular goat in blue undies—on a kitchen counter by keys and THEY/THEM mug.
 Throat Goat Bubble-Free Stickers by Queer In The World Originals sold by Queer In The World: The Shop - LGBT Merch Fashion
Throat Goat Bubble-Free Sticker of a beefy guy in blue briefs and horned mask, set on glossy black table with glitter, vinyl, neon bar vibes.
Throat Goat Bubble-Free Sticker showing a buff, bearded figure in blue briefs and horns; smiling person with dark hair points at it.
Throat Goat bubble-free vinyl sticker shows a buff human body with a goat head, kneeling and hands clasped, on a dark textured background.
 Throat Goat Bubble-Free Stickers by Queer In The World Originals sold by Queer In The World: The Shop - LGBT Merch Fashion
 Throat Goat Bubble-Free Stickers by Queer In The World Originals sold by Queer In The World: The Shop - LGBT Merch Fashion

    Throat Goat Bubble-Free Stickers

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      A buff goat-headed kneeling hunk. The visual metaphor has done all the work.

       

      The kneeling, buff goat-headed figure turns sex slang into a literal fantasy mascot. It is an adult gay sticker with the joke embedded in the art, excellent for a laptop, locker, toy case or mirror where wholesome branding is not required.

      'Throat goat' is contemporary sex slang for somebody with legendary oral skills. Making the goat literal, muscular and kneeling turns vulgar praise into a mascot, which is exactly the right level of unnecessary commitment.

      Give it a home on a laptop, bedroom mirror, private gear case, notebook or another clean smooth indoor surface where adult queer humour is welcome and nobody needs the joke translated for HR.

      This dirty queer sticker earns its place by being adult, specific and proudly unrespectable rather than generically 'naughty'. Gift it to the sex-positive queer, kinkster or gay menace whose laptop already says more than their work bio.

      High-opacity vinyl gives the colours and lettering a strong finish, while the bubble-free construction helps avoid the wrinkled-sticker tragedy. Clean the surface first, press it down smoothly and enjoy the tiny piece of queer real estate.

       

      DISCOUNTS

       

      • Get 10% off 2 postcards and/or stickers with code "COLLECT10%" at checkout
      • Get 15% off 3 postcards and/or stickers with code "COLLECT15%" at checkout
      • Get 20% off 4 postcards and/or stickers with code "COLLECT20%" at checkout
      • Get 25% off 5-9 postcards and/or stickers with code "COLLECT25%" at checkout
      • Get 35% off 10+ postcards and/or stickers with code "COLLECT35%" at checkout

       

      PRODUCT DETAILS

      • High opacity film that's impossible to see through
      • Fast and easy bubble-free application
      • Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor use
      • 95µ density

      Single stickers come on sheet in three sizes 3x3 inch (8cm x 8cm), 4x4 inch (10cm x 10 cm) and 5.5x5.5 inch (14cm x 14cm).

      Our group sets are only available on the 5.5x5.5 inch (14cm x 14cm) sheet to allow for multiple designs.

      Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

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