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The straight-person costume is on and unfortunately the performance is not convincing.
This Is My Straight Person Costume...Boo! Socks use playful pink-and-yellow lettering to turn heterosexuality into the Halloween disguise for once. The joke flips the usual assumption that straight is the default and queer is the costume: here, pretending to be straight is the ridiculous seasonal drag, complete with the inevitable 'boo' when the illusion collapses.
These funny queer Halloween socks are for costume parties, October Pride energy, ex-closet veterans and anyone whose straight-person impression has always lacked commitment. They make a perfect LGBTQ+ Halloween gift for the friend who could wear the most normcore outfit imaginable and still somehow get clocked before the drinks arrive.
• 60% nylon, 22% cotton, 18% spandex
• Crew length
• Cushioned bottom
• Ribbed leg
Size Guide
| US MEN SHOE SIZE | US WOMEN SHOE SIZE | EU SHOE SIZE | UK SHOE SIZE | |
| M | 6-8.5 | 7-9.5 | 38-41 | 5-7.5 |
| L | 9-11.5 | 10-12.5 | 42-45 | 8-10.5 |
| XL | 12-14.5 | 13-16 | 46-49 | 11-13.5 |
