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    This Is My Straight Person ...BOO! Muscle Top

    $36.69 $51.69

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      This is my straight person. Boo. Please return them after Pride.

       

      Queer people have been introduced as “my gay friend” for decades, so reversing the token-friend language is the whole joke.

      The rainbow gravestones and fog push it into spooky, wonderfully overproduced camp.

      Halloween, Pride and group trips are ideal, especially for the photo where the straight friend has agreed to be the demographic accessory for once.

      The spooky graphics are already doing a lot, so the garment itself stays easy: soft cotton, open sides and enough movement for fog machine choreography or simply walking to the bar.

       

      PRODUCT DETAILS

       

      • 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
      • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
      • 32 singles
      • Wide armhole
      • Relaxed, side-seamed fit
      • Unisex. Suitable for everyone, no matter where they are on the gender spectrum.

       

      SIZING GUIDE

       

      Sizes are only numbers, but your muscle tee should fit adequately to grant you the comfort and confidence you deserve. That is why we made sure that we have the exact sizing numbers and details available for you.

      Consider going a size up for a looser fit, or if you like a slimmer fit, take the size down. If you're still hesitant, check out our handy Measuring Guide to guarantee you have got the right size for you.

      Size guide

      Size Shirt width (in) Shirt length (in) Chest to fit (in)
      S 18 26 34-37
      M 20 27 38-41
      L 21 5/8 28 42-45
      XL 23 5/8 29 46-49
      2XL 25 5/8 30 50-53

      Metric measurements

      Size Shirt width (cm) Shirt length (cm) Chest to fit (cm)
      S 46 66 86-94
      M 51 69 97-104
      L 53 71 107-114
      XL 58 74 117-124
      2XL 64 76 127-135

      Size tolerance: 1/2-1 inch on both length and width.

       

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