Thirsty? Unisex Sweatshirt

Thirsty? puts rainbow stripes on the cup and leaves everyone to decide whether the problem is hydration or somebody across the room.

The cup graphic gives the question exactly the right double meaning. On one level, drink water; on the other, queer internet culture has spent years using thirsty for very different appetites. That ambiguity makes the sweatshirt fun without needing explicit artwork, and the Pride-striped cup turns the whole thing into a colourful little flirt disguised as responsible hydration.

This funny queer Thirsty sweatshirt is made for Pride, gym days, festival nights and anyone who has ever claimed they were 'just looking' with absolutely no credibility. Pair it with jeans, joggers or bright trainers and let the cup preserve plausible innocence. A premium LGBTQ+ crewneck for somebody whose hydration and attraction both deserve monitoring.

Thirsty? Unisex Sweatshirt Product Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Classic unisex fit with no centre crease
• Soft air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
• Rib-knit collar with spandex for comfortable stretch
• Double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and hem

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual sweatshirt dimensions, so compare them with a crewneck you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended classic fit, go up if you want a roomier or more oversized silhouette, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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