Thirsty? Unisex Hoodie

Hydration is important, but that rainbow cup is clearly not asking about water.

Thirsty? puts a rainbow-striped drink cup beneath the cheeky green design, turning one of queer dating culture's favourite euphemisms into a visual innuendo you can wear to the function. From a distance it is colourful drink merch; up close the question lands differently. That split-second delay is what makes the design work — wholesome beverage iconography, deeply unserious intentions.

This funny gay Thirsty hoodie belongs at Pride, club queues, house parties, brunch and any cold evening where the group chat has already started ranking attractive strangers. Pull the hood up for the walk home and keep both hands in the pouch pocket while the rainbow cup continues flirting on your behalf. A very specific queer gift for the friend whose thirst is mostly metaphorical.

Thirsty? Unisex Hoodie Product Details

• A soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend that feels cosy without turning the hoodie into a precious, never-wear-it piece
• A double-lined hood for extra warmth on cold commutes, late-night walks and the journey home after the function
• Air-jet spun yarn gives the fabric a smoother feel while helping reduce pilling through repeat wear
• Double-needle stitching adds durability for a hoodie destined to be worn, washed and stolen by somebody you are dating
• Stretchy rib-knit cuffs and waistband help the shape stay comfortable without feeling restrictive
• A roomy front pouch pocket for cold hands, phones, keys and whatever else made it out with you
• An easy unisex cut that works worn close to the body, relaxed, or deliberately oversized

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions, so the easiest way to choose your size is to compare them with a hoodie you already love. Choose your usual size for the intended everyday fit, go up if you want a roomier or more oversized silhouette, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes or want to double-check before ordering, use our Measuring Guide. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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