Thirsty? Laptop Sleeve

If subtle was the goal, something has gone wonderfully wrong.

The design brings together featuring a rainbow-striped milkshake, bold “THIRSTY?” slogan, and neon pink and blue highlights. The joke earns its place by being specific, just inappropriate enough and extremely difficult to mistake for corporate copy.

It fits naturally into searches for funny queer laptop sleeve, camp LGBTQ+ gift and sarcastic Pride tech accessory, but the real appeal is that the design has a point of view rather than merely announcing Pride in the broadest possible terms.

Fortunately, being fabulous and being useful are not mutually exclusive. The neoprene exterior is light and resistant to water, oil and heat, while the faux-fur lining and padded zipper edge help keep scratches and everyday knocks away from your laptop. Your laptop is protected. Nobody promised the people around you would be.

Thirsty? Laptop Sleeve Details

• 100% neoprene
• Lightweight construction
• Resistant to water, oil and heat
• Snug fit
• Soft faux-fur interior lining
• Top-loading zippered closure with two sliders
• Padded zipper binding
• 13″ sleeve weight: 6.49 oz (220 g)
• 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g)

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