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If queerness was the only choice you made, at least you chose fabulously.
The The Only Choice I Ever Made Crop Top is a relaxed cropped cotton tee featuring rainbow flags. It takes the The Only Choice I Ever Made idea and gives it a loud, deliberately queer visual treatment rather than flattening it into generic Pride merch.
The design works because it sounds like something a queer person would actually say, not something approved by a Pride-month brand committee. Specificity is the point: the joke, reference or attitude should make the right person clock it immediately.
The right person will clock the reference before they finish reading it. Give it leather, metallics, tiny sunglasses, enormous earrings or deliberately boring denim so the line gets the full spotlight.
For anyone hunting down a camp queer crop top or drag-inspired shirt that does not read like generic rainbow merchandise, this keeps the actual cultural texture intact. It is wearable queer pop-culture fashion, not a Pride-month placeholder.
Soft combed cotton keeps the top comfortable through Pride marches, long club nights, flights, festivals and the inevitable next venue. The relaxed drop-shoulder shape gives it deliberate queer ease rather than baby-tee tightness. This is clothing for actual queer bodies: muscular, soft, hairy, smooth, scarred, flat, curvy, changing and gloriously difficult to standardise.
The Only Choice I Ever Made Crop Top Details
Each crop top is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.
Sizing Guide
Sizes are only numbers, but your crop top should fit properly to grant you the comfort and confidence you deserve. That is why we made sure that we have the exact sizing numbers and details available for you.
For a looser fit, consider going a size up, or if you like a slimmer fit, take the size down. If you're still hesitant, check out our handy Measuring Guide to guarantee you have got the right size for you.
Imperial (IN)
| Size Label | Length | Width |
| XS | 17 ⅜ | 18 ¾ |
| S | 17 ¾ | 19 ¾ |
| M | 18 ¼ | 20 ⅝ |
| L | 18 ¾ | 21 ⅝ |
| XL | 19 ⅛ | 22 ⅝ |
Metric (CM)
| Size Label | Length | Width |
| XS | 44 | 47.5 |
| S | 45 | 50 |
| M | 46.5 | 52.5 |
| L | 47.5 | 55 |
| XL | 48.5 | 57.5 |
Serve camp with enough specificity to frighten casual viewers.

