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The gay agenda has been updated. Brunch moved to eleven, Pride starts at noon, and world domination remains pending because nobody answered the poll.
Few anti-queer phrases became funnier through reclamation than the idea of a secret “gay agenda.” If there really were one, it would probably contain too many birthday drinks, mutual aid, questionable dates, pop diva releases, legal paperwork, chosen-family dinners and at least one person asking whether the afterparty has a coat check.
The rainbow globe turns the supposed conspiracy planetary, which makes the paranoia look exactly as silly as it deserves. There is no hidden programme being revealed here. The joke is taking a phrase once used to make queer existence sound threatening and branding the imaginary organisation with far better colours.
Some queer shirts shout across the room. The Gay Agenda is happier making the right person grin from six feet away. Bring it to Pride, queer bars, satire events, parties or the family gathering where somebody has used the phrase with a completely straight face before.
It also works for the friend who keeps the group organised enough that they may, in fact, be running an agenda. This is not a party platform, voting guide or serious political programme. It is camp reclamation with a rainbow globe. The minutes are classified. The budget is missing. Someone please confirm brunch numbers.
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Sizing note
These are garment measurements. Compare them with a 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt you already like, and size up if you prefer a roomier fit.
Imperial
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 15½ | 28 |
| S | 17½ | 29 |
| M | 19½ | 30 |
| L | 21½ | 31 |
| XL | 23½ | 32 |
| 2XL | 25½ | 33 |
Metric
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 39.4 | 71.1 |
| S | 44.5 | 73.7 |
| M | 49.5 | 76.2 |
| L | 54.6 | 78.7 |
| XL | 59.7 | 81.3 |
| 2XL | 64.8 | 83.8 |
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This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.

