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The pink-haired woman put on green sunglasses because the judgement required eye protection.
That Was A Choice Socks feature a pop-art woman with vivid pink hair and green sunglasses, giving the famous queer read exactly the face it deserves. The phrase sounds polite until the pause lands — not praise, not condemnation, just the devastating acknowledgement that somebody actively selected whatever disaster is currently being discussed.
These sassy queer crew socks are for drag fans, stylists, group-chat critics and friends who can deliver a full review with one raised eyebrow. Wear them to brunch, work or a viewing party where questionable decisions are guaranteed. A funny camp gift for the person whose feedback always begins with suspicious diplomacy.
• 60% nylon, 22% cotton, 18% spandex
• Crew length
• Cushioned bottom
• Ribbed leg
Size Guide
| US MEN SHOE SIZE | US WOMEN SHOE SIZE | EU SHOE SIZE | UK SHOE SIZE | |
| M | 6-8.5 | 7-9.5 | 38-41 | 5-7.5 |
| L | 9-11.5 | 10-12.5 | 42-45 | 8-10.5 |
| XL | 12-14.5 | 13-16 | 46-49 | 11-13.5 |

