Super Condom Organic Cotton Apron

Wrap before you tap, cover before you refrigerate.

The Super Condom Organic Cotton Apron is built around cartoon condom superhero, showcasing pride and empowerment, as they hold a bubble containing a white pill near their lips. It turns that design into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to work before anyone has even tasted the food.

This belongs to sex-positive queer humour where pleasure can be funny, explicit and completely unashamed. The kitchen provides an irresponsible number of verbs: toss, beat, whip, rub, stuff, glaze, spread, lick and, apparently, eat.

Wrap before you tap, and cover the bowl before you refrigerate it. Food safety and sexual health finally share a merchandising department.

Wear it for dinner parties, Pride brunch, baking days, barbecues, date nights or the ordinary Tuesday meal that deserves more personality. The right apron can turn chopping onions into a minor performance.

Give it to the friend, partner, chosen-family icon or domestic menace who would genuinely appreciate a funny queer apron. It also lands beautifully as a camp LGBTQ+ cooking gift for anyone allergic to bland, corporate Pride merchandise.

The apron is made from substantial 100% organic cotton at 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²), so there is real fabric between your outfit and the tomato sauce. Adjustable back straps and a large divided front pocket keep it practical through prep, cooking, serving and the inevitable clean-up.

Super Condom Organic Cotton Apron Details

• 100% organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²)
• Adjustable back straps for a comfortable fit across different body shapes
• Updated streamlined neck strap without the buckle shown in some older product photos
• Large front pocket divided into two practical compartments
• Original Queer In The World design

Each apron is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Size guide

Sizing note: This is a one-size apron. Use the apron measurements below to check the fit and coverage you prefer.

Imperial Sizing Chart (inches)

Metric Sizing Chart (cm)

Dinner is ready. Subtlety is not.