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The rainbow apology has been issued and women everywhere are coping bravely.
Sorry Girls I'm Gay! Socks put the mock apology over a rainbow-striped patch, treating coming out like devastating news for an imaginary queue of disappointed women. The joke is classic gay self-confidence: wildly overstating the heterosexual demand while making the actual message completely unambiguous. Condolences may be sent later.
These funny gay coming-out socks are for first Prides, newly out men, queer parties and friends whose self-esteem occasionally deserves this level of theatrical support. They make a camp gay gift for the man who enjoys apologising to women for being unavailable when nobody technically asked.
• 60% nylon, 22% cotton, 18% spandex
• Crew length
• Cushioned bottom
• Ribbed leg
Size Guide
| US MEN SHOE SIZE | US WOMEN SHOE SIZE | EU SHOE SIZE | UK SHOE SIZE | |
| M | 6-8.5 | 7-9.5 | 38-41 | 5-7.5 |
| L | 9-11.5 | 10-12.5 | 42-45 | 8-10.5 |
| XL | 12-14.5 | 13-16 | 46-49 | 11-13.5 |
