Smile, Talk, Laugh, Drink, Dance, Eat Ass Unisex Hoodie

Smile, Talk, Laugh, Drink, Dance, Eat Ass begins like self-care and ends with a very queer action plan.

The stacked list is the whole joke: wholesome social advice keeps building until the final instruction drops all pretence of being a wellness poster. It is absurdly efficient queer nightlife philosophy — connect, laugh, have a drink, move your body, then apparently make one highly specific consensual choice before the evening concludes.

This explicit gay slogan hoodie is for Pride, bachelor weekends, club queues and friends who believe motivational clothing should be less employable. Wear it over your going-out fit when the temperature falls or on recovery day when only the first three items remain realistic. Cosy fleece, very adult agenda.

Smile, Talk, Laugh, Drink, Dance, Eat Ass Unisex Hoodie Product Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Soft fleece interior
• Double-lined hood
• Front pouch pocket
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband with stretch
• Air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• Unisex fit that works regular, relaxed or oversized

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions, so compare them with a hoodie you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended fit, go up for a roomier or more oversized look, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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