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Smile, Talk, Laugh, Drink, Dance, Eat Ass begins like self-care and ends with a very queer action plan.
The stacked list is the whole joke: wholesome social advice keeps building until the final instruction drops all pretence of being a wellness poster. It is absurdly efficient queer nightlife philosophy — connect, laugh, have a drink, move your body, then apparently make one highly specific consensual choice before the evening concludes.
This explicit gay slogan hoodie is for Pride, bachelor weekends, club queues and friends who believe motivational clothing should be less employable. Wear it over your going-out fit when the temperature falls or on recovery day when only the first three items remain realistic. Cosy fleece, very adult agenda.
Smile, Talk, Laugh, Drink, Dance, Eat Ass Unisex Hoodie Product Details
Sizing Guide
The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions, so compare them with a hoodie you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended fit, go up for a roomier or more oversized look, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.
If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.
Imperial Sizing Chart
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
Metric Sizing Chart
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 69 | 51 |
| M | 71 | 56 |
| L | 74 | 61 |
| XL | 76 | 66 |
| 2XL | 79 | 71 |
| 3XL | 81 | 76 |
| 4XL | 84 | 81 |
| 5XL | 86 | 86 |

