Smile, Talk, Laugh, Drink, Dance, Eat Ass T-Shirt

Smile, Talk, Laugh, Drink, Dance, Eat Ass starts like a wholesome social checklist and waits until the final line to reveal exactly what kind of evening this might become.

The stacked rainbow wording is what makes the escalation work. Smile, talk and laugh sound like friendly instructions from a wellness poster. Drink and dance move the plan toward the bar or dance floor. Then “eat ass” arrives with enough bluntness to make sure nobody mistakes the shirt for corporate team-building merchandise.

The design is explicit, but the humour comes from structure rather than graphic sexual imagery. As with any adult joke, the wording is not consent or an invitation by itself. The funniest version of the itinerary still includes mutual interest, clear communication and people who actually want the same final stop.

Wear it to queer bars, festivals, house parties, Pride after dark, couples events or dinner with the kind of friends who will read all six lines aloud. It also makes a filthy but cheerful gift for someone whose sense of humour reliably takes the long route to the punchline.

Black and white keep the rainbow checklist exceptionally clear, which helps the escalation land one line at a time. Smile, Talk, Laugh, Drink, Dance, Eat Ass is less a slogan than a schedule. Whether you complete the itinerary is entirely your business.

Product details

• 100% ring-spun cotton in solid colors
• Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather colors: 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Lightweight 4.5 oz / 153 g/m² fabric
• Regular unisex fit with tubular construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry. Cool iron inside out if needed, without ironing the decoration

Sizing note

Measurements are taken flat and may vary slightly. Compare the chart with a favorite T-shirt before ordering. For a relaxed fit, consider sizing up.

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This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.