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The wellness checklist was going beautifully until the final line achieved clarity.
Smile, Talk, Laugh, Drink, Dance, Eat Ass Socks stack the life advice in rainbow lettering, beginning like a wholesome self-care poster before swerving into extremely queer adult priorities. The escalation is what makes the design work: socialise, enjoy yourself, live fully, and then apparently add one very specific recreational activity.
These explicit queer slogan socks are for Pride, club nights, bachelor parties, sex-positive friends and anyone whose motivational content needs a less employable ending. They make a hilarious gay gift for the person who believes a balanced life should contain joy, movement, hydration and enthusiastic consent.
• 60% nylon, 22% cotton, 18% spandex
• Crew length
• Cushioned bottom
• Ribbed leg
Size Guide
| US MEN SHOE SIZE | US WOMEN SHOE SIZE | EU SHOE SIZE | UK SHOE SIZE | |
| M | 6-8.5 | 7-9.5 | 38-41 | 5-7.5 |
| L | 9-11.5 | 10-12.5 | 42-45 | 8-10.5 |
| XL | 12-14.5 | 13-16 | 46-49 | 11-13.5 |
