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Simply gorgeous, now embroidered because printed praise was not enough.
The Simply Gorgeous Embroidered Apron is a embroidered kitchen apron featuring lipstick-kiss graphics hanging in a vibrant kitchen. It turns the Simply Gorgeous design into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to make the apron part of the outfit, not just protection from dinner.
Simply Gorgeous is camp praise with all qualifiers removed. The embroidered lip-print design doubles down on kiss-mark glamour, making it especially appropriate for a cook who wants the kitchen to feel like backstage at a queer cabaret.
Queers can cook. Queers can also flirt over a chopping board, plate like it is a reveal and turn a wooden spoon into unnecessary theatre.
This is for cooks, bakers, hosts, chaotic sous-chefs and domestic divas who want practical kitchenwear with enough identity and attitude to count as part of the outfit.
As a funny queer apron, the design is specific enough to feel chosen for someone rather than pulled from a generic Pride rack. It also makes a sharp camp LGBTQ+ cooking gift for anybody building a home with more queer camp and less beige.
Under the embroidery is practical kitchen gear: a 70/30 polyester-cotton blend, adjustable neck loop, long ties and two front pockets for utensils, towels, recipe cards or your phone while dinner becomes theatre. The sexy-chef fantasy does not require abs, a specific gender or a particular body shape. Tie the straps where they feel good, expose whatever you want underneath and let the food be the only thing judged.
Simply Gorgeous Embroidered Apron Details
Each apron is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.
Feed the people. Look hot. Repeat.
