Shadier Than A Palm Tree Unisex Hoodie

Shadier Than A Palm Tree brings the foliage so the read has plausible deniability.

The palm-tree graphic makes queer 'shade' gloriously literal. In drag and queer slang, shade is indirect judgement delivered with enough finesse that the victim may need a few seconds to realise what happened. Pair that with tropical leaves and suddenly the hoodie becomes vacation wear for people whose compliments occasionally require forensic review.

This funny shade hoodie is made for drag fans, holiday queens, brunch critics and anyone whose side-eye could cool a whole resort. Wear it on airport days, chilly beach evenings or a winter café terrace while dreaming of palms. A camp queer gift with botanical cover.

Shadier Than A Palm Tree Unisex Hoodie Product Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Soft fleece interior
• Double-lined hood
• Front pouch pocket
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband with stretch
• Air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• Unisex fit that works regular, relaxed or oversized

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions, so compare them with a hoodie you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended fit, go up for a roomier or more oversized look, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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