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Sexy Gay Jesus: blasphemy, body positivity and immaculate cheekbones.
The Sexy Gay Jesus Crop Top is a relaxed cropped cotton tee featuring illustrated nude, bearded man in green cloth. It takes the Sexy Gay Jesus idea and gives it a loud, deliberately queer visual treatment rather than flattening it into generic Pride merch.
This design plays with the long, ugly history of religion being weaponised against queer people and answers it with blasphemous camp. If somebody tried to pray the gay away, the gay came back with better styling.
This belongs in the part of queer culture where sex is allowed to be funny, negotiated, filthy and visible. Style it with leather, chains, denim, boots or the look you save for places with a coat check and questionable lighting.
For anyone hunting down a sex-positive crop top or queer kink shirt that does not read like generic rainbow merchandise, this keeps the actual cultural texture intact. It is wearable dirty Pride outfit, not a Pride-month placeholder.
Under the attitude is a soft combed-cotton crop top with a relaxed fit, dropped shoulders and a waist-skimming cut. It gives enough room through the body to style loose or closer depending on the size you choose. This is clothing for actual queer bodies: muscular, soft, hairy, smooth, scarred, flat, curvy, changing and gloriously difficult to standardise.
Sexy Gay Jesus Crop Top Details
Each crop top is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.
Sizing Guide
Sizes are only numbers, but your crop top should fit properly to grant you the comfort and confidence you deserve. That is why we made sure that we have the exact sizing numbers and details available for you.
For a looser fit, consider going a size up, or if you like a slimmer fit, take the size down. If you're still hesitant, check out our handy Measuring Guide to guarantee you have got the right size for you.
Imperial (IN)
| Size Label | Length | Width |
| XS | 17 ⅜ | 18 ¾ |
| S | 17 ¾ | 19 ¾ |
| M | 18 ¼ | 20 ⅝ |
| L | 18 ¾ | 21 ⅝ |
| XL | 19 ⅛ | 22 ⅝ |
Metric (CM)
| Size Label | Length | Width |
| XS | 44 | 47.5 |
| S | 45 | 50 |
| M | 46.5 | 52.5 |
| L | 47.5 | 55 |
| XL | 48.5 | 57.5 |
Crop the top. Lower the inhibitions. Keep the boundaries explicit.

