Russian Bisexual Transvestite Hooker Unisex Hoodie

Russian Bisexual Transvestite Hooker is exactly as chaotic as the title promises and the matryoshka makes it worse.

The design mixes a matryoshka doll, neon bisexual colour and deliberately outrageous retro text into one piece of maximalist queer absurdity. It feels like a souvenir shop, an underground club flyer and a very specific internet joke all crashed into each other. The point is not tasteful identity representation; it is gloriously overstuffed camp with too many nouns and no editor.

This bisexual novelty hoodie is for chaotic queers, camp collectors and anyone whose sense of humour gets stronger as the phrase becomes less plausible. Wear it to parties, queer nights or winter errands where subtlety has already been ruled out. A wildly niche bi hoodie for the friend who would choose the strangest option every time.

Russian Bisexual Transvestite Hooker Unisex Hoodie Product Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Soft fleece interior
• Double-lined hood
• Front pouch pocket
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband with stretch
• Air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• Unisex fit that works regular, relaxed or oversized

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions, so compare them with a hoodie you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended fit, go up for a roomier or more oversized look, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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