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Matryoshka doll outside, chaotic queer one-liner inside.
Russian Bisexual Transvestite Hooker Socks combine bold red pixel-style text with a matryoshka doll graphic and neon bisexual-colour glow, creating the sort of aggressively specific absurdism that only gets funnier the longer the title is. The nesting-doll image gives the design a Russian visual cue while the bi pink-and-blue lighting pushes it firmly into camp internet territory.
These bisexual novelty crew socks are for meme collectors, chaotic queers and friends who prefer jokes with too many nouns. They make a wildly niche bi gift for the person whose sense of humour lives somewhere between retro computer text, nightclub neon and a souvenir shop having an identity crisis.
• 60% nylon, 22% cotton, 18% spandex
• Crew length
• Cushioned bottom
• Ribbed leg
Size Guide
| US MEN SHOE SIZE | US WOMEN SHOE SIZE | EU SHOE SIZE | UK SHOE SIZE | |
| M | 6-8.5 | 7-9.5 | 38-41 | 5-7.5 |
| L | 9-11.5 | 10-12.5 | 42-45 | 8-10.5 |
| XL | 12-14.5 | 13-16 | 46-49 | 11-13.5 |
