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    Russian Bisexual Transvestite Hooker Muscle Top

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      Your average run-of-the-mill Russian bisexual transvestite hooker. Extremely normal, obviously.

       

      The phrase is Katya’s Drag Race persona condensed into one gloriously overstuffed introduction. It works because every extra descriptor makes the claim of being average less plausible.

      This Katya muscle tank is for Drag Race obsessives, queer parties, Pride and the friend who can hear the accent before they finish reading the line.

      The bold orange text does not need extra ornament. The relaxed sleeveless cotton lets the absurd sentence carry the entire look.

       

      PRODUCT DETAILS

       

      • 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
      • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
      • 32 singles
      • Wide armhole
      • Relaxed, side-seamed fit
      • Unisex. Suitable for everyone, no matter where they are on the gender spectrum.

       

      SIZING GUIDE

       

      Sizes are only numbers, but your muscle tee should fit adequately to grant you the comfort and confidence you deserve. That is why we made sure that we have the exact sizing numbers and details available for you.

      Consider going a size up for a looser fit, or if you like a slimmer fit, take the size down. If you're still hesitant, check out our handy Measuring Guide to guarantee you have got the right size for you.

      Size guide

      Size Shirt width (in) Shirt length (in) Chest to fit (in)
      S 18 26 34-37
      M 20 27 38-41
      L 21 5/8 28 42-45
      XL 23 5/8 29 46-49
      2XL 25 5/8 30 50-53

      Metric measurements

      Size Shirt width (cm) Shirt length (cm) Chest to fit (cm)
      S 46 66 86-94
      M 51 69 97-104
      L 53 71 107-114
      XL 58 74 117-124
      2XL 64 76 127-135

      Size tolerance: 1/2-1 inch on both length and width.

       

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