Russian Bisexual Transvestite Hooker Laptop Sleeve

Russian Bisexual Transvestite Hooker was never going to be the sleeve you accidentally take to a conservative board meeting.

Visually, the design uses reading Russian Bisexual Transvestite Hooker in bold red on green, with “QUEER POWER” buttons, mags, lipstick, glitter, giving the sleeve a look that feels specific before anyone even reads the joke. It sits comfortably inside the gloriously unfiltered side of queer culture, where dating apps, kink, sex jokes and bad decisions become visual shorthand between people who know.

As bisexual laptop sleeve, bi Pride gift or bisexual tech accessory, it works particularly well for the person who wants their work bag, airport tray or café table to reveal just enough about them before they say a word.

Fortunately, being fabulous and being useful are not mutually exclusive. The neoprene exterior is light and resistant to water, oil and heat, while the faux-fur lining and padded zipper edge help keep scratches and everyday knocks away from your laptop. Contained, protected and considerably more discreet than your notifications.

Russian Bisexual Transvestite Hooker Laptop Sleeve Details

• 100% neoprene
• Lightweight construction
• Resistant to water, oil and heat
• Snug fit
• Soft faux-fur interior lining
• Top-loading zippered closure with two sliders
• Padded zipper binding
• 13″ sleeve weight: 6.49 oz (220 g)
• 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g)

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