Real Men Take Dick Unisex Tank Top

Masculinity survives penetration just fine, despite several centuries of unnecessary panic.

The artwork brings together reading "Real Men Take Dick" worn by a happy man at Pride, rainbow flags and queer folks reveling in sunlight, giving the Real Men Take Dick Unisex Tank Top a point of view before anyone even reads the message. The joke keeps queer desire inside the Pride story instead of pretending community life begins and ends with rainbows, which is exactly why it feels more culturally specific.

It is especially at home at gay bars, festivals, club nights and holidays where respectable daytime plans have a habit of becoming something else entirely.

If you have been searching for a adult queer tank top, funny gay tank top or queer nightlife outfit, this design gets there without sounding like it was written by a corporation discovering Pride for the first time.

It is still a proper everyday tank underneath all the queer nonsense. Soft combed and ringspun cotton, lightweight tri-blend options and side-seamed construction make it comfortable for long Pride days, travel, workouts and whatever the evening becomes. The fit stays easy even when the conversation does not.

Real Men Take Dick Unisex Tank Top Details

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blend colors are 50% polyester, 25% combed and ringspun cotton, and 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²)
• Tri-blend fabric weight: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed construction
• Unisex fit

Each tank is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps us reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Sizing Guide

For a more relaxed fit, consider sizing up. If you prefer a closer fit, choose your usual size or size down depending on your measurements. For extra help, check our Measuring Guide before ordering.