Real Men Take Dick Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Masculinity gets much healthier once penetration stops being treated like a referendum on whether somebody is a “real man.”

“Real Men Take Dick” is explicit bottom-positive humour with a useful point underneath it. Gay male culture inherited plenty of heterosexual ideas about penetration: the person doing it is dominant and masculine, the person receiving is passive or feminised. Real sex has never obeyed that stereotype. Bottoms can be muscular, commanding, masc, submissive, vers, bossy or anything else. Sexual position describes an activity, not a complete personality. The slogan turns macho insecurity inside out and gives receiving the bragging rights for once.

Queer bars, kink nights, Pride after dark and adult house parties are the ideal lane for this gay bottom long sleeve. Black keeps it hard-edged, red turns it louder, navy makes the joke unexpectedly polished. Explicit gay clothing for men who know masculinity does not disappear because somebody packed lube.

Real Men Take Dick Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt Product Details

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colours are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester
• Fine 32-singles construction for a smoother T-shirt feel
• Retail fit designed for easy everyday layering
• Classic crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2-inch ribbed cuffs
• Side-seamed construction

Sizing Guide

This is a retail-fit long sleeve T-shirt rather than a heavyweight sweatshirt, so compare the measurements with a long sleeve tee you already like. Choose your usual size for the intended fit, go up if you want more room through the body or space for layering, or size down if you prefer a closer silhouette.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering.