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    Real Men Take Dick Eco Tote Bag

    $34.99 $49.99

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      Say goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this fab organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, glitter and anything in between.

      Being eco-conscious has never been so alluring!

      Sling it over your shoulder and strut your stuff, confident and prideful. You'll be making a statement and stand out for sure... which is always a good thing.

      Product Details

      • 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
      • Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
      • Dimensions: 16” x 14 ½” x 5”
      • Weight limit: 30lbs (13.6 kg)
      • 1” wide dual straps, 24 1/2" length
      • Open main compartment

      Should you want a different design on this bag, or this design on a different tote just drop us a message. If we can, we are always happy to create a custom one-off that is as unique and special as you x

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