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Real Men Take Dick  Crop Hoodie
Real Men Take Dick  Crop Hoodie
Real Men Take Dick  Crop Hoodie

    Real Men Take Dick Crop Hoodie

    $59.99

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      Honey, it's time to let the latest in queer fashion not just enter but absolutely conquer your wardrobe with our breathtaking, unapologetically fabulous statement piece: the Real Men Take Dick Crop Hoodie .

       

      This isn't just clothing; it's armor, darling. It's your ticket to living the queer dream, where gender norms are not just questioned but gleefully thrown out the window, and your sexuality? Honey, it's not just accepted; it's celebrated in every stitch, every hem, every drawstring of this piece.

      Let's talk about fierce. This hoodie doesn't whisper; it roars with the trendy raw hem and matching drawstrings, designed not for the faint of heart but for the boldest among us. It's for those who command the room, who leave a trail of glitter in their wake, and who know that to be queer is to be more than just seen—it's to dazzle, to stun, to utterly bewitch.

      Wear it and show your PRIDE, not just as an accessory but as a declaration of war against the mundane. This crop hoodie is your ally in the fight for love, for rights, for the sheer, unadulterated joy of being fiercely, fabulously, fearlessly you. It's perfect for those days when you want to be cozy but remind everyone around you that you are a force to be reckoned with, a beacon of self-love and acceptance.

      Imagine strutting down the street, each step a statement of defiance, each glance a challenge to the world to see you, to really see you. This crop hoodie isn't just clothing; it's a conversation starter, a barrier breaker, a testament to the power of loving yourself, owning your identity, and expressing it with all the pride and cattiness of a queen who knows their worth and isn't afraid to show it.

      So, darlings, let's not just wear this Real Men Take Dick Crop Hoodie . Let's own it, flaunt it, and make it a symbol of everything we are and everything we've fought to be. It's more than just keeping warm; it's about burning so brightly with pride and self-love that the world can't help but stop and stare. This is your moment, your movement, your manifesto. Wear it loud, wear it proud, and remember: in this fabulous journey of self-expression and defiance, you are sublime.

       

      REAL MEN TAKE DICK CROP HOODIE PRODUCT DETAILS


      • 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
      • Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.39 g/m²)
      • Dyed-to-match drawstrings
      • Dropped shoulder cut
      • Cropped body with a raw hem
      • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, or the US


      This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

       

      REAL MEN TAKE DICK CROP HOODIE SIZE GUIDE

        WIDTH LENGTH
      S (inches) 22 18 ⅝
      M (inches) 23 ½ 19 ⅜
      L (inches) 25 ½ 21 ⅜
      XL (inches) 27 ½ 22 ⅛
      2XL (inches) 29 ½ 22 ⅞
        WIDTH LENGTH
      S (cm) 55.9 47.2
      M (cm) 59.7 49.3
      L (cm) 64.8 54.4
      XL (cm) 69.9 56.1
      2XL (cm) 75 58.2
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